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Commentary heart-sinkers


What are the most over-used commentary phrases which make you want to punch the TV? 


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paulison · Liverpool fan   In reply

@Posford If the Americans had got their way, it would have become "a game of four quarters"!

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Posford · Norwich City fan

"It's a game of two halves!"

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Posford · Norwich City fan

"To win football matches you've got to score goals" usually said by some air head like Andy Townsend or Alan Shearer

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rootzman · Arsenal fan

After a match when a player has made a dangerous challenge, their manager claims in the post match interview that "he's not that type of player"!!

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jimbo1984 · Man Utd fan

@paulison I've streamed games that have American commentary and had to mute it..

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paulison · Liverpool fan

I watch American commentary (helped by pundits expelled from UK) and you would not believe how many times I find myself screaming "It's called football not f**kin' soccer" at the TV!

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jimbo1984 · Man Utd fan

** flat screen not false screen.. Haha

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jimbo1984 · Man Utd fan

Niall Quinn and mick McCarthy also have voices that incite violence

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jimbo1984 · Man Utd fan

I know he's not a commentator but anything Adrian chiles says makes me wanna drop kick the false screen...

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TittleTan · Stockport County fan

Steven Gerrards goal for Liverpool in the champions league many moons ago! ''yaaaaaaaa beautyyyyyyyyyy''

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Doozers20 · Man Utd fan

Aguerroooooo, personal hurt more than anything

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jimbo1984 · Man Utd fan

Pisses me off when someone leathers the ball wide and the commentator says "he hit it too well"..

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walshi1987 · Blackburn Rovers fan

Everytime Rooney/Gerrard/Lampard has a shot from long range & the commentator shouts ROOONNEEY/ GERRRARRRD/LAMPAAARRRD at the top of his voice obviously hoping it hits the back of the net

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